I think fucking not

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 06/20/2020 at 12:01 • Filed to: None

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dumpsterfire! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 12:05

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Fake news!  

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 12:32

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Needs V8 badge as well.

Roadkilled > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 12:46

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“Hemi” is Greek for “half”. If asked, they will claim that it is half of a four wheel drive to justify the badging.

OhCrikeyTheRozzers > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 12:46

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Here’s the thing I never got about this; anybody who would possibly care about a Hemi—or an M, AMG or any other designation for that matter—would immediately know this was fake.   Or is this something people do purely for kicks?

shop-teacher > Roadkilled 06/20/2020 at 13:04

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Nice!

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 13:04

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I approve of this obvious joke on a cheap crappy car :)

wafflesnfalafel > Roadkilled 06/20/2020 at 13:06

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right - that might be surprisingly cerebral, even if they didn’t mean it to be :)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 13:19

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Lol

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OhCrikeyTheRozzers 06/20/2020 at 13:21

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“Hemi” would impress the layman. Most non-car people are somewhat aware that it’s something to boast about without actually knowing what it means.

fhrblig > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 15:19

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Just needs one of these

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > OhCrikeyTheRozzers 06/20/2020 at 15:23

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My gut reaction is that this example is a joke by the owner.

When I worked at a dealership, there was a bucket with like 50 emblems in it tha t we stuck onto a coworkers Ra nger one night when we were bored. Every once in a while a badge would show up on someone’s car just to see how long it took them to notice. Some didn’t care enough to remove them.

Beefchips > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 16:15

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Wish I had a photo of it now... I saw a smart car with a brabus badge a while ago. Thought to myself “yeah, right”

Turns out it’s a thing!

https://www.thedrive.com/opinion/10931/can-someone-explain-the-point-of-this-brabus-tuned-smart-car

Wacko > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 16:42

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Cavalier with a hemi and 4x4 wow

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/20/2020 at 21:53

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I demand that this be put right. N ot through debadging, but by actually performing said swaps.

DO IT

oldmxer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/21/2020 at 05:22

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first car, bring in the chicks man